Archived Gems

If you saw that on the pavement, you'd make sure you didn't step in it!

The restaurant helpfully displayed a "morning after" warning for those who were tempted by the hotter dishes.

Curry Marks!
(They're both called Mark, you see!)

After a long absence, Griff seems to have forgotten normal "lads' curry" behaviour.

The six stages of hair loss.

Dom, you can take your hand off my arse now.

Is the hand needed to prevent the Cobra glass coming out of the top of Neil's head?

I'd like a bottle of wine but can you send the bill to Dom?

It's the Club's 150th outing and the 'Founding Fathers' don't look a day older than they did in 2000!

100-up! John (left) is presented with an engraved glass to commemorate his 100th appearance.

Mark (right) is presented with a Mongoose glass (kindly donated by the Mehek management) to commemorate his 100th appearance.

Graeme clings onto his 'Menu Buddy'.
"Don't ever leave me, Jeff."

That's why we call him "Tall Tony"!

Graeme's 6' 2" ... so how tall is the waiter?

"Jeff, I'm not going to tell you again. Strictly Come Dancing IS a top TV show and that's the end of it."

After 65 barren outings, we finally managed to get a woman to agree to come out with us! Our guest was Caroline ("Cazza"). And she took a photo of the Ladies!

Praying for a good meal?

Lots of finger pointing as the EGM gets a little heated.

"Lick my chick" - well, that's what they said.